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anomaly1:

gang0fwolves:

thecogsofmycranium:

A’shop

Holy shit

wow

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agentotter:

luficerr:

luficerr:

i started a new sleeping medication and one of the side effects is really freakin weird dreams and last night i had a dream that by day i volunteered at a library and by night i was a crime fighting lesbian who defeated misogynists and robbers and stuff with super literary knowledge

i was appropriately titled “the lesbrarian”

no i dont want to be remembered for this

I’m not saying you should turn this into a bestselling series of novels I’m just saying I would read them and I would rob banks to fund the film adaptations.

posted 2 days ago with 21,812 notes  luficerr)

hadeejasouffle:

Test your friends by rapping “first things first” and see if they respond with “I eat your brains” or “i’m the realest”

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erika-youknowtheangel:

martian—freeman:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

stunningpicture:

Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)

SMAUG

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THEY USED SMAUG IN THE SCIENTFIC NAME??!

BLESS THIS SCIENCE

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vagueversusvogue:

barbie-teacatch:

al-grave:

"What do you play? The Clarinet, you? I play the fucking HAMMER"

I MEAN THE OTHER PLAYER’S FACES THO

the dude in the back knew it was coming, the other dude forgot

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posted 2 days ago with 40,346 notes  al-grave)

"Just one mistake, is all it will take, we’ll go down in history. You will remember me, for centuries."

"In the end, everything collides. My childhood spat back out the monster that you see. My songs know what you did in the dark."

DOWNLOAD

My original music: Facebook / Bandcamp

More mash ups: music tag

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posted 2 days ago with 56,483 notes  aeyelaeyen)

yesawwwh:

unamusedsloth:

Even on an escalator. [Video]

WHY THE HELL DIDNT I THINK OF THIS.

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ladyofrosefire:

auniverseofimpossibilities:

   #also totally just saw Kaylee as the Doctor and Simon as her assistant   (via extrajordinary)

I am behind this 100%

you have my attention

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posted 3 days ago with 56,585 notes  cniehauses)

All for one but the alcohol’s for me. Don’t fucking touch it Aramis. Stop touching things that aren’t yours Aramis. This is why we can’t have nice things Aramis.
—Athos at some point probably. (via sensoryinputpatterns)

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kitsunecoffee:

thekumazone:

Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re actually complete morons

I’M BIG DON’T TOUCH ME

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posted 3 days ago with 273,378 notes  owls-only)

teninamillion:

selenoscope:

reyairia:

70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face

image

true story

true for drawing

true for video editing

true for writing

just true

^^^

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posted 3 days ago with 290,624 notes  reyairia)

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

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posted 4 days ago with 232,991 notes  korrakun)

love-and-radiation:

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posted 4 days ago with 40 notes  love-and-radiation)

ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

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dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

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