i started a new sleeping medication and one of the side effects is really freakin weird dreams and last night i had a dream that by day i volunteered at a library and by night i was a crime fighting lesbian who defeated misogynists and robbers and stuff with super literary knowledge
i was appropriately titled “the lesbrarian”
no i dont want to be remembered for this
I’m not saying you should turn this into a bestselling series of novels I’m just saying I would read them and I would rob banks to fund the film adaptations.
Test your friends by rapping “first things first” and see if they respond with “I eat your brains” or “i’m the realest”
Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THEY USED SMAUG IN THE SCIENTFIC NAME??!
BLESS THIS SCIENCE
"What do you play? The Clarinet, you? I play the fucking HAMMER"
I MEAN THE OTHER PLAYER’S FACES THO
the dude in the back knew it was coming, the other dude forgot
"Just one mistake, is all it will take, we’ll go down in history. You will remember me, for centuries."
"In the end, everything collides. My childhood spat back out the monster that you see. My songs know what you did in the dark."
More mash ups: music tag
Even on an escalator. [Video]
WHY THE HELL DIDNT I THINK OF THIS.
#also totally just saw Kaylee as the Doctor and Simon as her assistant (via extrajordinary)
I am behind this 100%
you have my attention
Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re actually complete morons
I’M BIG DON’T TOUCH ME
70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face
true for drawing
true for video editing
true for writing
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”